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Apple🍎Sales Down😓, Lowest Since 2013

Apple🍎 has warned its investors that their stocks would slow🚶, and here’s proof. Apple's has reported its lowest🔻 revenue growth since the 2013 June quarter. Apple Inc. missed its revenue expectations in the fourth quarter and is warning⚠ that it could post the first drop in revenue since the …

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🔥How Close Are We to Doomsday🔥❓

On Tuesday, members of the Bulletin of the Atomic☢ Scientists announced that they are keeping the world's “Doomsday💥 Clock⏰” at 3 minutes to "midnight" — a metaphor for the end of the world🌍 as we know it. The clock has been set at 11:57PM since Jan 2015, when it was …

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Sex Tech👓: A Threat to Prostitution💋❓

In 1948 about 69% of men reported to having at least one experience with a prostitute💋, by 1990 that number fell📉 to 15%, any guesses as to why? Yep, you’re right – internet pornography👙, and now that “Virtual Reality” (VR)😎 is getting more “real”, internet pornography📹 and even prostitution will …

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Uber Calms Drunks🍷 With Toys

Taking a stand against drunk🍺 passengers assaulting👊 and harassing its drivers, Uber🔲 has been conducting experiments in Charlotte, USA🇺🇸, where drivers leave a “Bop It” toy🎎 in the backseat to pacify passengers👶🏻 from doing anything harmful or stupid. The Bop It has buttons, cranks🔧 and knobs🎛 and lets riders play …

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What’s Inside Mark's Closet🚪❓

On Monday, Mark Zuckerberg shared a picture of his closet🚪 full of grey t-shirts👕 and hoodies. Mark writes, “First day back after paternity leave. What should I wear?” and attaches the "feeling undecided”😓 emoji to it as a joke. Last year he announced that he’d be taking a 2-month …

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