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G👀gle's 'moon🌝 shots' cost…

Alphabet Inc., parent company of G👀gle is dabbling in driverless cars🚗, Wi-Fi beaming balloons🎈, glucose-reading contact lenses, jet-packs🚀, immortality and so much more. On Monday, CFO Ruth Porat explained how much it cost G👀gle for their “moon shots” (ambitious, exploratory🔭 and ground-breaking projects undertaken without any expectation of …

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Infosys to Begin ‘Phallic’ War💥

Massive penis envy is going on at Infosys as they’re going to build a 135 m tall clock🕓 tower at its Mysuru education📖 centre. Considered by them to be the world’s🌏 largest corporate university🏤, the oh-so phallic clock tower will be shadow London’s 96m Big Ben, California …

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The Perfect Selfie📷 Can Land You in Jail

On Monday, an over-enthusiastic😛 Faraz Ahmad, 18, found himself behind bars for 3⃣ days for trying to take a selfie📷 and "getting too close" to Bulandshahr’s District Magistrate B Chandrakala🙅🏻. DM Chandrakala said the youth should have kept in mind💭 that she was not only an official but also …

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Sushma Swaraj’s Rescue💪 Mission

Sushma Swaraj just used digital media🖥 to rescue a stranded woman in Germany🇩🇪. An Indian woman from Faridabad, Haryana, Gurpreet and her 7⃣-yr-old daughter were duped by her in-laws. She was sent to Germany🇩🇪 by her in-laws and ended up being dumped in a German refugee camp😨. She posted …

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WhatsApp💬 Group Limit Increased❗

WhatsApp💬 just received an update! It’s now bumped up📈 its earlier limit of 💯 members per group to 256. Yes, though this does mean that conversations will now be filled with even more ‘forwards,’ it’s very good news👍 for some. Though it doesn't seem like a big deal for …

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