A league double✌ over Liverpool (let's face it, not really much of an achievement) was a bright point✨ in an otherwise dull season for United. Just when they were contemplating how to plot an unlikely assault on 🔝 4, Europa League gifted United another couple of games with Liverpool😋. Brilliant ❗ An opportunity to beat the Scousers 4⃣ times in a season. It probably has not been ever done before and if done, it's certain to shut😷 Kopites up for quite some time. Honestly speaking, Louis van Gaal👔 is turning out to be a Robin Hood of managers - stealing points from the top sides and gifting them to mediocre sides. Which is why United fans are not worried that they're playing Liverpool😉. They were a top side😂, say, 26 years ago❓Red card friendly referee Velasco Carballo is set to officiate the match but Liverpool won't have to worry about losing to players to his whims😯. Their money(and United fans') will be on when Sturridge injures himself🚑.
More than that, 18 and 19-year-old kids should be enough to do this job (Ask Wenger😅). Rooney, Schweinsteiger, Carrick and co should take rest😴.
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